Hey! I've got a new Website!

I've enjoyed my time writing for Cinemafangeeque, but in the end it was a blog that simply wasn't as broad as I wanted it to be. After a lot of hard work and putting some thought into it, I decided to create an actual website! Yes, you know, one of those sites with an actual address that doesn't end in blogspot or wordpress.com. The idea behind this website is to offer news and reviews on pretty much any geeky subject under the sun, whether it be movies, video games, music, books, electronics, comic books, hell anything is fair game.

Most web designers would tell you that such a broad audience is asking for trouble, because you'll never be able to draw in audiences that are accustomed to looking for sites that are devoted to certain subjects. However, I would argue that some people are looking for one place where they can find all the information they are looking for. Maybe this isn't as big of an audience as most websites try to pull in, but I want this place to be a haven for all the geeks of the world. What do I mean by that? Well, the answer solves the issue of bringing in the audience.

I invite just about anybody and everybody who has a desire to write about geeky subjects to join and become contributors to the site. So far, I've already had 7 people confront me about writing for the site and 5 sign up to do so. I expect this number to do nothing but grow over time, with the site eventually featuring enough content providers that there will be so much content that it will be impossible to ignore. They'll post their articles on social networking sites such as facebook and twitter, widening the audience further from the ground up.

Yep, I plan to use the best advertising services available to make this website successful. Word of Mouth is not only cheap, but effective in this day and age. It has already been more effective than all the other advertising services I have used combined. But that's not what is important here. What's important is that the writers will eventually own the site. Every contributor makes a cut of the profits that the website makes. Right now those profits are very small, but if the site continues to grow in popularity, eventually the profits will grow with it. I know it sounds kind of like a pyramid scheme, but in reality it's just fairly distributing the earnings of the website among its contributors, inspiring them to continue their work on the site and inspiring more contributors to join the site.

That being said, this isn't about the money. No, this is about the ability to gain experience writing about every subject that I have any desire to discuss. Do you know how many people are just like me, who looked for an opportunity to get their name out there and gain experience writing for the web or any other place that would take them? Quite a few. I have no delusions of being one of a few, and while I do feel that my writing is of the highest quality and standard, I know that I'm not the only person, nor the first to attempt to do something like this. I also know how hard it is to get your start in an industry like this, which is why I made this website as open as possible so that anyone who may have been turned down elsewhere could feel free to join my website and gain that valuable experience.

So yeah, this is no get rich quick scheme. Rather, it is my attempt to branch out into something much more meaningful and important than just myself. This is my olive branch to the geek community.This is...

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Dear James Cameron.....an addendum to my article

I was watching Jurassic Park tonight for the umpteenth time, something far more entertaining than anything you've managed to create in the last decade. It has its problems, several of them if you're really paying attention, but it's still a blast to watch. I remember seeing this one in the theater when I was younger. It was one of those theaters with only three screens, the kind of theater that rarely continues to exist today. The movie was so wildly popular at the time that tickets were selling out like mad. I was happy just to get an aisle seat, but nowadays there are so many screens at an average theater that getting a good seat is hardly ever an issue. Times sure have changed, but has it been for the better? Does a more comfortable audience make a better audience? Or does it make an audience which is only more lazy, lacking the willingness to put just as much effort into understanding the film as the filmmaker put into creating it? Is technology really our best friend, or is it all just an illusion?

Well, if we're going by what Jurassic Park tells us, I guess technology isn't always our best friend. However, that's not really why I mentioned the movie. I mentioned it because there was one scene in particular which seemed to stick out like a sore thumb this time around. Now, I don't proclaim to be the first one to notice this particular moment in the film and I'm not going to say that my personal take on this scene is the end all be all, but stick with me on this: remember the scene where Hammond is talking to Ellie while eating the melting ice cream? He describes his first attraction, a flea circus of some sort. Here's the scene in its entirety:

Ellie Sattler: Malcom's okay for now. I gave him a shot of morphine.

John Hammond: They'll be fine. Who better to get the children through Jurassic Park than a dinosaur expert? You know the first attraction I built when I came down from Scotland … was a flea circus. Petticoat Lane. Really … quite wonderful. We had, uh … a wee trapeze, a merry-go…carousel. Heh. And a see-saw. They all moved, motorized, of course, but people would say they could see the fleas. "No, I can see the fleas. Mummy, can't you see the fleas?" Clown fleas, highwire fleas and fleas on parade. But with this place … I wanted to give them something that wasn't an illusion. Something that was real. Something they could see, and touch. An aim not devoid of merit.

Ellie Sattler: But you can't think through this one, John. You have to feel it.

John Hammond: You're right, you're absolutely right. Hiring Nedry was a mistake, that's obvious. We're over-dependent on automation, I can see that now. Now, the next time everything's correctable. Creation is an act of sheer will. Next time it'll be flawless.

Ellie Sattler: It's still the flea circus. It's all an illusion.

John Hammond: When we have control again –

Ellie Sattler: You never had control! That's the illusion! I was overwhelmed by the power of this place. But I made a mistake, too. I didn't have enough respect for that power and it's out now. The only thing that matters now are the people we love. Alan and Lex and Tim … John, they're out there where people are dying. So … [takes a spoonful of ice cream] it's good.

Now, think of this scene in the context of the movie as a special effects spectacle. Think of it as a comment by the filmmakers about the new technology for special effects which made the very creation of this movie a possibility. Think of it as meta-commentary, an ironic statement on and about itself. The filmmaker, someone like Steven Spielberg, wanted to create something more than the "flea circus" that people were used to. Movie goers would say they could see the strings and complain about the realism. With movies like this and the technology that made them possible, filmmakers wanted to give the audience "something they could feel and touch." Well, maybe not touch, but definitely something ultra realistic and believable.

Fast forward almost 20 years and what do we see? We see James Cameron doing what he does best, playing the role of John Hammond. He's head strong and full of himself, he believes that technology can and will save him and everything he loves, that making a film that people will love is a matter of sheer "will" power. He believes that he can single handedly change the industry and the standards under which it has survived for about a century. In the article I wrote the other day, I discussed Cameron's attempt to convince the film industry to change from the time tested and honored standard of 24 fps to either 48 or 60 fps. Just as with his push for digital 3D, this move is based solely on the fact that the technology supports it with little or no thought about whether or not it is necessary or really adds anything to a film. Most audiences would probably tell you that a film run at anything other than 24 fps just looks like a home video with nothing professional about it.

As I stated in my article, 24 fps has become the standard not because it is based on old technology but because it is the rate which the public audience has deemed to be an acceptably "filmic" frame rate. Anything more or less simply doesn't look the way people expect it to, leading audiences to compare it to whatever they would expect to see at that frame rate. In this case it could be compared to anything from an amateur independent release to a television show, because these are the visual mediums which have become known for using higher frame rates. To take another quote from Jurassic Park entirely out of context, people like Cameron are "too busy thinking about if they could that they never stopped to think about whether or not they should." This kind of behavior is not exactly new for Cameron, as evidenced by his similar push for 3D in the past. I'd just like to once more take a moment to reflect on how well that plan worked out. Just because the industry bowed to his every demand does not mean that the viewing public took the "3D revolution" very well. In fact, most audiences are so tired of 3D films that they spend more time complaining about them than watching them.

James Cameron, like Hammond in the film, is so preoccupied with his own desire to give the audience something new and special that he ends up showing little if any reverence for the power of what he's created. As Ellie tells us, he "never had control," "that's the illusion." Taken in the context of the scene being a form of meta-commentary on film and the recent advances in technology that film has seen over the past few decades, what is the power? What is the illusion? The power is the ability of the filmmaker to give the audience something more lifelike and real that they can believe in. The illusion is that somehow the technology they use to attempt this is the tool that makes the film realistic and believable. Technology and special effects don't make a film any better or worse, they don't make it more or less believable either. You know what makes a film more or less realistic or believable? The actual aspects of filmmaking that make telling a story visually possible. You know, things like good acting or writing, cinematography, proper musical score, a plot without too many holes, and in this case even the frame rate.

But wait, is the frame rate really that important? Well, what have I been telling you this whole time? Audiences think of a visual medium differently based on the rate at which the frames are traveling by on the screen. If a change in this formula can cause an effect which might take them out of the film world and make it less believable or respectable to the audience, you'd better believe it's an important part of what makes a film what it is. How many times have you ever seen a film in 3D that was somehow better, more realistic, or more believable because it was in 3D? Forget the fact that I quite literally just tore Cameron's theory to shreds by making the higher frame rate out for what it was, just focus on the fact that his attempts to use new technology to create a better world for film in the past have met almost exclusively with failure. This guy claims that he knows what's best for the world of film, he claims that these new technologies will change the way that films are made and viewed. However, I think that his claims are baseless and founded on nothing. I think that Cameron has run out of juice to the point where he's desperately seeking for something to save him and make his films more enjoyable and believable without him having to actually put any effort into the making of the film.

Okay, so maybe it takes a lot of work to utilize new technologies like these, but that doesn't mean that this technology will be nearly as important to the world of film as he proclaims it to be. Cameron once said that 3D was a tool which added to the depth and meaning of the film. To be honest, I've never seen him use 3D as a tool for anything but the gimmick which it has become well known and accepted for. The only time I saw 3D used in a way that could be considered artful was when I saw Tron: Legacy. With Tron: Legacy, the filmmakers chose to show only the moments within the world of the computer in 3D, the rest of the world in 2D. However small and insignificant of a difference this made, it was something that differentiated between the two different worlds on display in the film. This is the use of a visual medium and technology like 3D to actually do something with the story of the film that tells something to the audience visually. As such, it could easily be considered the use of 3D as a tool, as Cameron suggested would not only be possible but practically insisted would be commonplace. If it's so commonplace, why are audiences fed up with it? Because it's meaningless and adds nothing to the film in almost every situation in which it is used. In the situations where it does add something, whatever it adds is so negligible that it goes almost entirely unnoticed.

Even if Cameron's plot to convince the industry to change from 24 fps to 48 or 60 does pull through, chances are it won't change a god damn thing. Just as most audiences have decried the use of 3D in films, chances are they won't be too happy with this one either. Maybe they won't care nearly as much, or maybe they'll be even more pissed off. The point is, they already see a higher frame rate as being entirely non-filmic, so why would their point of view change at all unless they were just really big Cameron fanboys, idiots, or both? As Cameron has said, even though you shoot a film at 48 or 60 fps, you don't necessarily have to show it that way. In other words, when this whole thing blows over it might change the way that they film the movie, but somehow I doubt that audiences will be dying to see more movies at a higher frame rate as a result of it. As usual, James Cameron is trying to change the way we see films and as usual he will most likely meet with a modicum of success so infinitesimal that it's not even worth mentioning. He needs to stop trying to force technology to change the way we see movies and start using the technology that is already there to create something new and awesome artistically. After all, that is what every call for change he has ever made has lacked -- style, substance, discipline, and every other aspect of an artful and respectful creator.

Stoudman's Top 20 Independent Films on Netflix Instant Watch: Top 10

10. Paper Clips

Is it possible? A documentary without political slant? Yup. This documentary follows the story of a school in a small southern town that has its history steeped in racism, as they attempt to pay their respects to the victims of the Holocaust. Through the project the school gathers over 11 million paper clips (one to represent each person killed) and creates a memorial in their town, simultaneously showing the rest of the country and the world how change takes place.

9. Entre Nos

Regardless of your political beliefs regarding illegal aliens, this is a film which makes it clear that there is nothing alien about the human spirit. After her husband leaves her alone with her kids in New York with very little money and no job, Mariana is forced to find any way she can to make things work. When she and her kids end up sleeping on the streets, even the most hardened of political opponents will find it hard to deny the tragedy of their story.

8. Amreeka

While there are characters in this film that are so shallow they make me cringe, the story overall is incredibly well told. This film shows you what it's really like to be a Palestinian in Israel, as the mother Muna must decide between a life of checkpoints or the possibility of freedom in America. Unfortunately, after moving to the US she discovers that she isn't as free as she hoped she would be. Pretty good movie.

7. Chop Shop

Yet another great film about a poor family living on the streets. In this case, their parents are gone and Alejandro is forced to look after his sister. He gets a job at a chop shop to help pay for a food cart, and hopefully, a better life for him and his sister. This movie is very memorable and full of wonderful depth and character. If you're looking for a good drama that you'll remember for a long time, this is a pretty damn good choice.

6. Amexicano

Ever wondered what it's like to be an illegal immigrant? Well, this is the story of an Italian guy who actually lived the cliché life of a beaner. While you might expect it to be another almost racist take on the subject, this film attempts to show how all the stereotypes we place on illegal immigrants are unfair and unjust. By the end of the film, you will understand the real issues with illegal immigration much better.

5. Ballast

Set in a post Hurricane Katrina world, Ballast follows the life of a young black kid who recently lost his father. Without a father, James is left to fend for himself. His mother tries her best to keep him in check, but he quickly starts to make all the wrong decisions. When his Uncle, struggling with the death of his brother, is forced to step in as the father figure for James, a whole new family structure begins to formulate. This is by far one of the better movies of the decade, and you absolutely need to check it out.

4. The Devil's Backbone

While there's plenty of fakers, this is the one that really started it all for director Guillermo del Toro. You might think that a horror movie about a ghostly boy in an orphanage sounds like a cliché topic for a movie, but the level of depth in the plot for this movie is actually quite amazing. Everything you see in the film has a purpose, and everything is tied up in a nice knot by the end of the film. Regardless of cheese here and there, this movie is absolutely spellbinding and if you haven't seen it, you really need to check it out.

3. The Secret of Kells

I've already discussed the excellency of this film at great length. If you need to know more, you should check out my review, or my blog post about the film. The Secret of Kells is a fantastic, uniquely animated film based on Celtic legend. There aren't enough original independent animated features anymore, and this is one of the few truly brilliant ones. With an extremely wide depth of color and a pretty deep story to boot, you're sure to find yourself absolutely enchanted by this one.

2. Moon

If you don't know about Moon yet, you should check out my video review. This is one of the most original sci-fi flicks of the past couple of decades, so if you're a fan of the genre you should probably check it out. Sam Rockwell performs amazingly well as the main character, delivering a quite astonishing and unexpectedly incredible performance. Relying more on story than special effects and paying tribute to sci-fi epics of the past, Moon delivers on multiple levels and leaves the viewer pleasantly surprised and entertained.

1. Brick

Brick is the only movie I have yet given a perfect score of 10/10 out of all of my reviews, and for good reason. This is a film noir in the style of American Beauty, but it actually manages to surpass that film in terms of successfully recreating the style of noir. On top of that, it is set in a high school setting, which serves as a great mockery of the teen drama we've all come to know and revile. Both of these things end up making the film work very well, but it is the unbelievably good script, acting, and cinematography that makes Brick so damn good. You need to see this movie, and yes, it's free to watch on Netflix Instant Watch.

If for whatever reason you haven't seen 11-20, click here. Otherwise, click here to go back to the original blog post and leave a comment if you wish. Thanks for checking out my list of the Top 20 Independent Films that you need to see on Netflix Instant Watch!

Stoudman's Top 20 Independent Films on Netflix Instant Watch: Bottom 10

20. $9.99

This isn't your father's claymation. $9.99 is a stop-motion animated film about a group of tenants living in an apartment building. Watch as their private lives slowly manage to intertwine in the strangest of manners, and ponder the meaning of life as it's sold for the low, low price of $9.99!

19. Let The Right One In

While some of you may be more familiar with the new American remake of the film, “Let Me In”, this is where it all began. If you think the two are as similar as everyone makes them out to be, don't be fooled. Make the right choice and let the right one in.

18. Bart Got a Room

Starring the well established talent of William H. Macy and the young talent of such actors as Steven Kaplan and Brandon Hardesty, this is one of the more interesting teen comedies I've ever seen. It isn't exactly novel, but much of the plot is not exactly typical for a teen comedy. Macy and Hardesty somehow make the film work despite all the clichés, and for that it makes the list.

17. Entry Level

If you've ever looked for a job in a market that just doesn't want you, this flick will be right up your alley. Much of it is cheesy, but it still manages to elicit a laugh here and there, and there is a certain charm to it. Taylor Negron has some particularly hilarious lines in this one, and if for no other reason you need to check this one out.

16. Outsourced

You know how they've been outsourcing jobs from the US to other countries? Well, they made a dramedy about it! As much as I expected to hate it, this movie was actually very good. The film follows the story of a schmuck who gets sent over to India with all those jobs, at first expecting to despise his position. However, after a while he falls in love with one of his co-workers and things get interesting. Give it a shot, it's pretty good.

15. Broken Flowers

This is the only Jarmusch film that most people have seen, and while that's a shame, it's nice to see it on this list. Broken Flowers stars Bill Murray, and follows him as he tries to find the son he never knew he had. This isn't a typical role for Murray, but he pulls it off like the professional he is. Hands down best drama performance I've ever seen out of Murray. Check it out.

14. The Road to Guantanamo

No, this isn't a politically slanted documentary. It is, however, a politically slanted drama based on the true story of a few men who found themselves falsely imprisoned under the guise that they were terrorists. I didn't think I would like this one, but it's actually very well acted and directed. Agree with the politics of the film or not, it's pretty damn good.

13. Following

You know that guy who directed The Dark Knight? Yeah, did you know he's directed other movies, too? I know, I was shocked too! Following was the first big film that Christopher Nolan directed, and it aint half bad. If you want to check out what he did before he became “the guy who directed TDK,” you should check out this movie.

12. Big Fan

Patton Oswalt is typically cast as the “funny fat guy,” which is why it was so surprising to see him get this role. In Big Fan he plays a hardcore football fan who routinely calls in to the local sports radio program to share his thoughts about his favorite team. However, after a bad run in with one of his team's superstars, he's afraid to say or do anything that might hurt his team. This results in one of the most creepy endings I have seen for any movie in the past few years. Gotta check it out.

11. Hounddog

Yep, it's a movie starring Dakota Fanning. I don't care what you think, this movie will prove to any moviegoer the true talent that resides in this young woman. She really shines forth in this powerful film about a little girl who loves her deadbeat daddy even though he can't take care of her. This is the antithesis of every family film she's ever done. This is seriously good, and you owe it to yourself to see it.




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Stoudman's Top 20 Independent Films You Need to See on Netflix Instant Watch

I can't tell you how many times I've heard people tell me that there's nothing good to watch on Netflix Instant Watch. Needless to say I've always disagreed with that opinion. Even when Instant Watch was a new product that Netflix was simply testing out, I was always able to find something worth watching on the service. If you can't find anything to watch, either you are too damn picky or you aren't looking in the right places.

Since there are so many people who like to complain about the lack of decent offerings on the service, I figured I'd make a list of some movies on Instant Watch that you need to see. Obviously, with the differing contracts that Netflix has for each film, this list will not be accurate forever. With that in mind, you should make every attempt to check these movies out before they are taken off of Instant Watch.

With this project I have attempted to compile a list of 20 independent films that you should watch. I chose to do this because I figured that if people weren't finding these flicks, they might just be passing them up because they haven't heard of them. Just because you haven't heard of something doesn't mean it isn't good; that is why I chose primarily independent films for the list, in hopes of introducing you all to some titles you might not have considered before. Without further adieu, here it is:

Stoudman's Top 20 Independent Films You Need To See on Netflix Instant Watch

...boy, that's a mouthful! Just call it Stoudman's Top 20 IFYNTSONIW for short. (Pronounced “If'n it's on Netflix Instant Watch.”)

Just a quick update

I don't have a lot of time tonight, but I still wanted to put something out there for friends and fans that want to know what I've been up to. I've got a few new reviews up, as well as some interesting movie news. Check it out below.
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Jeepers Creepers Review

I felt like doing a review of a horror movie or two for Halloween, so I started with Jeepers Creepers. In my review I explain my reasons for enjoying the film, and even go so far as to call out the haters! I'm sorry, but there's just way too much to enjoy about the movie to ignore it. Jeepers Creepers is awesome, and if you haven't checked it out yet, you really should. Check out my review if you want to know more.



The Haunting in Connecticut Review

This review came after Halloween, and it wasn't necessarily intended to be connected to the holiday. To be honest, I was torn between a few possibilities to review today, and I felt like tearing into something, so I chose to review The Haunting in Connecticut. What sucks is that the movie had potential with a pretty good and original ghost story behind it, but they just royally screwed this one up. Suffice it to say the movie was bad, but if you want to know why, you should check out my review.

John Carpenter to Direct 'Darkchylde' Comic Book Adaptation

The interesting thing about this is that Carpenter really hasn't directed much in the last ten years. No, I don't mean he hasn't directed much of anything noteworthy, I mean he hasn't directed much of ANYTHING AT ALL. Now he attaches his name to a comic book adaptation like this? Darkchylde is far from the most recognizeable or worthy comic book for adaptation, but it features a hot chick with big tits, so Hollywood no doubt sees big bucks in it. What's amazing is that the guys behind the Lord of the Rings special effects are going to be working on this project, too. Check out the article if you want to see their test reel and get more info.

Ryan Kwanten to play Charles Manson in 'The Family'

Ryan who now? Yeah, that was my reaction, too. But look at the guy, take away his pretty boy image, and he actually looks a lot like Manson. Hell, one of the reasons that Manson was so effective was because he was a pretty boy. I think that's why I find this bit of info so interesting, because 'The Family,' which will be written by the writer of 'The Machinist,' is intended to be focused on the Manson Family moreso than just on Charles Manson. This could end up being an interesting movie, and an interesting choice for the role. Either way, it's worth checking out the info in the article if you're interested.
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Oh, and if you want to check out what my DVD collection looks like, I made a DVDAF page. I'll accept any and all friend requests on there, so feel free to hit me up. I'm afraid I won't be able to offer much more this week until at least Thursday, as I've got school all day on Wednesday. I hope you all understand, and thanks for helping me out and checking out my reviews and articles. Much love!

Free Halloween Movies!

It's almost Halloween, which means it's the perfect time to watch some scary movies! What? You don't have any scary movies? Well, that's okay. If you're reading this, chances are you can watch a whole bunch of classic horror movies for free! There are a lot of old movies which are free to watch and available in the public domain, and a lot of them can be found to download for your own private use on the Internet Archive. What? You thought only bad old movies were in the public domain? Well think again! Here are five of my favorite movies that you can download right now for free from the Internet Archive.
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Night of the Living Dead (1968)

This is probably the most notorious and best example of an excellent film that is free to watch from the public domain. Night of the Living Dead is one of the most popular zombie flicks of all time, and it's a perfect movie to watch around Halloween. Download it here. 

Nosferatu (1922)

This immortal classic Vampire flick is also free to watch. Check out what real vampires look like in one of the films that started it all almost 90 years ago. Warning: Vampires portrayed in this film do not sparkle in the sunlight. Download it here.

The Last Man on Earth (1964)

It's I am Legend before either Will Smith or Charlton Heston got their hands on it. This is the story as told from the perspective of Vincent Price! Another classic available for free in the public domain, and even though it isn't great, it is a pretty good and cheesy horror flick. Download it here.

Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959)

Perhaps the most famous flick that Ed Wood ever created, although for the worst reasons. This is the most cornball horror flick I can think of. Everything about it is cheap and stupid, and that's what makes it so awesome. If you need a good laugh this Halloween, you can always count on this gem. Download it here.

White Zombie (1932)

This is yet another Zombie classic. It's also the movie that gave the popular band headed by Rob Zombie its namesake. Get a taste of horror history and check this flick out for free. Download it here.

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This select choice of horror films only touches the surface of what is available to watch and download for free from the public domain. If you take some time just to search the Internet Archive, I'm sure you'll discover more than a few gems that I haven't even mentioned here. If you're hard up for some horror but you don't have any money, let public domain become your best friend! Check out what's available and start watching excellent free movies today!

Top Ten Halloween Movies

Welcome to the list of my Top Ten Favorite Halloween Movies. As you'll no doubt deduce from the word “favorite,” this means that the movies on the list are not judged based on quality or theme, but rather based on what I personally prefer to watch every Halloween. I do prefer to watch movies themed after the spirit of the holiday, but a lot of movies like that just aren't any good to begin with. As such, while most of the movies on the list will be themed after the season, some will just be horror that I like to watch around Halloween. With that in mind, lets jump right in with number ten on the list.

10. Jeepers Creepers

Now I know a lot of you are going to wonder why I would choose this movie, but to be honest I just like to watch it around Halloween. I consider Jeepers Creepers to be a highly underrated movie with a lot going for it. You've got a movie monster which borrows from just about every known movie monster under the sun, and as such he appropriately survives by “borrowing” body parts from others. The storyline is just unique enough to be interesting, and there are plenty of “stand off” style scenes which give the film a very creepy, almost western feel. I liked the second film as well, but it was nowhere near as good as the first. Is it corny? Hell yeah. Is the acting suspect? Sometimes. Is it scary? Well, just enough to keep me happy.

9. Nightmare Before Christmas

If you'd have talked to me a little earlier in my life, you might have found this higher on my list. Sadly, this modern classic just doesn't stand the test of time for me. When I first saw it as a kid, I wasn't that impressed. Upon watching it a second and third time, I slowly grew to love and appreciate the movie a lot more. Now I feel like I've seen it so many times that the plot, the music, and the characters start to wear on my nerves fairly easily. I still tend to watch it around the Halloween season, but something tells me that tradition won't last forever. Give it a few years and it probably won't even make the list. Nightmare Before Christmas is certainly a charming and entertaining film to watch, but if you've seen too much of it you'll just grow tired of it. I'm sure there are fans out there crying foul while reading this, but while you can force me to respect the film, you can't make me enjoy it over and over again ad nauseum.

8. Spaced Invaders

I'm sure some of you don't even know about this movie, and others don't remember it at all. This movie never was very popular, and although it has a small following, not that many people really liked it. For the life of me, I can't understand why. I know it's corny, stupid, and childish, but it's also funny as hell. The movie pokes fun at several well established sci-fi/horror themes of its era, and also manages to weave a somewhat interesting story. Spaced Invaders is about a group of Martians who come down to earth after hearing the perennial classic retelling of The War of the Worlds via radio broadcast on Halloween night, mistaking the broadcast for a distress signal from their comrades. They end up crash landing in a barn on the outskirts of a small town, and instead of being discovered immediately, most of the townspeople end up mistaking them for trick or treaters in costume. I won't spoil the incredibly nonsensical middle and end of the film, but suffice it to say that it's good cheesy fun with a lot of memorable voice acting. After a synopsis like that, you can't tell me that you aren't at least interested in checking this one out.

7. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

To be honest, I finally saw this movie for the first time recently in the last few years, but I can already tell it's going to be a perennial favorite. I don't know if you can tell from the list so far, but I tend to prefer the really cheesy stuff for Halloween. Even though this movie has nothing to do with the Halloween franchise, it's actually kind of cool. It really should just be called “Season of the Witch”, but even that doesn't really make much sense out of the plot. Essentially, the movie follows the attempts of two people trying to stop a big corporation from killing children on Halloween. I'd explain it further, but then you'd miss out on the cheesy goodness. If you haven't seen this movie and you don't mind watching bad movies for the cheese factor, you really should give it a try. Even though I find myself laughing at the ridiculousness of the plot and acting, I still like what they were trying to do with the movie. Obviously they failed, but that doesn't mean it isn't entertaining.

6. Trick 'r Treat

Yes, I know the movie just recently came out, but let's be honest: This is going to be a Halloween classic for years to come. With a sequel already in the works and a format that could lead to dozens more, this is pretty much the embodiment of what I look for in a movie for Halloween. Taking a page out of films like Creepshow and shows like Tales from the Crypt, Trick 'r Treat is an episodic movie featuring four separate, yet interwoven stories. All of these creepy tales take place in one small town (as most horror films do) on Halloween Night under the watchful gaze of Sam, who always seems to be involved somehow. Who is Sam? Well, you get more information about that at the end of the film, but you could consider him the living embodiment of Halloween in a way. This movie is cheesy as hell, and although it's violent, it isn't necessarily scary. With Trick 'r Treat you're getting more of a nostalgia trip than a scary story, as the elements that make up the foundation of the film all hearken back to a day and age when Halloween meant something more and cheesy horror movies were well crafted. Nowadays if a horror movie is bad, it's just flat out bad and not even enjoyable. With Trick 'r Treat you get a return to the “so bad it's good” days, and the Halloween theme makes it perfect for the season.

5. Evil Dead

I doubt anyone needs me to fill them in on this one. If you don't know what Evil Dead is, just stop reading now. You've at least seen this advertised and sold on many different formats in every capacity imaginable. Nowadays it's simply impossible to get away with being completely ignorant to the brilliance of this cheesefest. This is the movie that put director Sam Raimi on the map. With its over the top portrayal of zombies and a plot that disregards all established clichés, Evil Dead goes for the throat keeps you laughing on the edge of your seat. What I find most memorable and enjoyable about this movie after all these years is just how disgusting the practical effects look even now. These zombies don't just look dead, they look like fuckin' hell. While the series became much more campy with Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness, this is the one I enjoy watching the most for Halloween. It's got all the good and proper Halloween feel to it with a secluded setting and monsters that only come out at night. What I like the most about this movie is that the surviving character isn't even originally intended to be a main character, he's just a guy that came along for the trip. While this happens a lot nowadays, Ash really was one of the first heroes of the horror genre to go from being “that guy” to being a total badass. Definitely a good one for Halloween!

4. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow

Based on Washington Irving's legendary tale, this Disney short has become a classic. I remember seeing this on television when I was younger and having the feeling that my imagination was running wild. Obviously this is a classic tale, and in particular it is a very American tale, so I'm sure that in other countries it might not be as big of a deal. Personally, I couldn't imagine Halloween without it. The Legend of Sleepy Hollow is the embodiment of everything that I expect from a proper Halloween movie. As I've grown older and wiser, I can better appreciate those aspects of the animated short that are truly fantastic. For instance, what strikes me now more than ever is that Ichabod is portrayed in a very cartoony manner, but The Headless Horseman is very tightly drawn and detailed in comparison. This isn't exactly new for Disney, as this was their animation style for several decades. In fact, in many respects you can still see this animation style in some of their work today, as well. However, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow was produced in 1949, right smack dab in the middle of their golden era of animation. As such, it is memorable not just because it is a faithful adaptation of Irving's story, but because it is in the classic animation style of Disney. I know that technically it isn't a movie, but I really don't care. The short does in about 30 minutes what most films fail to do in two hours. You just have to give it the proper respect for that.

3. Halloween

Well, obviously. Halloween is the major influence for the majority of independent horror films nowadays. John Carpenter proved that you could take a simple concept and a shoestring budget and, through the process of making the project your own, you could create something special. I don't know an aspiring filmmaker or film buff who doesn't look up to Carpenter in some way. Obviously he isn't nearly as influential now as he was when he was in his prime, but his prime alone will make him influential for years to come. With Halloween you get a movie that doesn't have a definitive conclusion, and in a way you could say that this was the over arching theme of the entire series. I'm going to assume that by now you know I'm not talking about the remakes, because I could give a crap less about how well they are done, they just can't compare to the simple and extremely effective direction of the film that started it all. One could say that in a way this film launched a movement that to this day continues to thrive in one aspect or another. With all of that in mind, how can you deny that this is one of the most obvious choices for a Halloween themed movie? Of course it ranks in the top 3. It's fuckin' Halloween.

2. The 'Burbs

I just know I'm going to get some strange responses to this one. The Burbs? At number TWO? Well, keep in mind that this is my list of my personal favorites to watch around Halloween. I know it doesn't take place on Halloween, and it isn't in any way centered around Halloween, but it's just a great movie. The 'Burbs spoofs pretty much every classic horror cliché in the book and manages to pull off a rather creepy feel to it as well. The first time I actually watched this was in black and white on a 13 inch TV at my friend's house when I was a kid. I know that's going to sound weird, because the movie was never in black and white and it wasn't really intended to be, but I swear that this was my fondest memory of the movie. Every time I watch it I remember bringing my VCR over to his house and hooking it up to that tiny little B&W and just going at it with as many movies as we could rent. Keeping that in mind, consider that this movie rips on the classic horror films of the B&W age, and as a result I think it actually does look better in B&W. Because of the creepy feel and the homage to the classics, The 'Burbs is a movie I always find myself watching at this time of year. I couldn't tell you exactly why, all I know is that I like it, and it's one of my Halloween favorites.

...and now for my number one movie to watch for Halloween....

1. Poltergeist

This has got to be my favorite horror movie of all time. I realize it's more of a modern classic, but it manages to maintain its ability to scare the shit out of me every time I watch it. I don't run away in terror, but I do still find myself breathless before some of the creepier scenes. In particular the scene when the mother falls into the unfinished pool that's filled with rotting corpses has always left me extremely unsettled. I never understood why until I read a bit more into the making of the movie. Apparently they used real corpses in that scene, and from what I understand they didn't even tell the actress about that. When I found out about that I was just blown away. No wonder they looked so authentic, they fuckin' WERE authentic. It seems like a lot of movies today and even some in the 80's attempted to copy the success of Poltergeist in a way, because you end up seeing a lot of the same tricks that started with Poltergeist in other horror films concerning ghosts. For instance, in Ghostbusters we see Dana Barrett's food start to come to life in front of her, much like what happened to one of the paranormal investigators in Poltergeist. In Paranormal Activity 2 we see a baby being dragged up the side of a crib, just as in Poltergeist the mother is dragged up the side of the wall. For pete's sake, there's even an entire episode of Family Guy devoted to the film. To my knowledge they only did that for one other movie, and they've managed to turn that into a successful franchise. Of course, Poltergeist is no Star Wars, as you could hardly call the sequels a worthy addition to the legacy of the first film. The point is, this is a classic for a reason. I watch this movie every year around Halloween without fail, and it is the only horror movie that still manages to scare me. As such, Poltergeist is my number one Halloween movie.

Thanks for reading my Top 10. I hope you enjoyed it, but if you didn't, let me know in the comments. Let me know what your favorite Halloween movies are as well, because who knows? Maybe I'll come back next year and revise this puppy. Or maybe I'll just make a viewers choice? Either way, I'm always up for suggestions, and I love a good discussion about movies! If you haven't heard of one of the titles on this list, do yourself a favor and check it out. They're all good movies for different reasons, and they're all perfect for the Halloween season. Whatever you do, make sure to be safe and have lots of fun. Happy Halloween!

Double Header: Night of the Hunter and Poltergeist II

For my first Double Header, I'll be going the horror/thriller route since Halloween is right around the corner. I'm actually surprised at how many people haven't made this connection before. One of the films so blatantly pays tribute to the other that you'd have to be blind to miss the similarities. Unfortunately, a lot of people missed out on this first film and never really got a chance to check it out. It's not as if it has ever been in heavy syndication on television, nor does anyone even bother to mention it, but it really does deserve some props for keeping old traditions alive and beginning new traditions as well. With that in mind, lets start off the Double Header with Night of the Hunter.

Night of the Hunter

Night of the Hunter is a classic thriller starring Robert Mitchum and Shelley Winters. Mitchum is perhaps best known for his role in the original Cape Fear, but to me he'll always be the reverend in Night of the Hunter. So what makes a reverend so scary? Well, he's not really a reverend, of course. Harry Powell is a criminal, and while he plays a man of the lord in the film, as the story progresses we begin to see just how crazy this guy really is. Most of the time you'll be struggling to figure out whether he really believes half the shit he says, and the rest of the time he's trying to kill someone. There are even scenes in the film which depict Harry all alone, and he's talking to the sky as if God was there telling him to kill all the sinners. There's no way around it, this is without a doubt one of the creepiest films I have ever seen.

One of the things that makes the film so creepy is the style used throughout. Night of the Hunter came out in 1955, and to be honest it didn't really follow a similar style to anything else that was released at the time. Instead, director Charles Laughton decided to use film elements which had long since been left by the wayside. Through the use of German Expressionism he turns the very setting of the film into a haunted house, where nothing makes any sense and the viewer is constantly in a state of confusion. I don't mean to make it sound like an acid trip, but suffice to say that in the world of the film, many of the settings are exaggerated. This is much akin to what was done with German expressionism in the early 1920's, which is why the film often gets compared to said movement. 

Take the screenshot above for instance. In this shot we see both the highly exaggerated height of the ceiling and the carefully chosen low lighting from the window. While the low lighting might be confused for Noir elements, it really is a tribute to particular expressionist films of the past. Personally, I like to believe that Noir borrowed from expressionism and this is exactly the kind of result you could expect from that. For further example, check out the clip below which shows us the first time that the children have any kind of experience with the villain. In the clip the boy stands up and sees the silhouette of the reverend coming through the window. The kid is supposed to be on the second floor, and there is no way that this silhouette could possibly be recreated from such dimensions.

After the somewhat shocking experience, the kids just go right to bed, which doesn't make much sense to the viewer with both the music and the look that the children have on their face. This is disorienting, to say the least, but here is where the parallels between the two films in our Double Header become noticeable. Many filmmakers sought to pay tribute or borrow from this classic film, one of the more popular being Spike Lee. In his film Do the Right Thing he shows a character re-enacting a scene taken directly from Night of the Hunter, as we can see below.

However, Do the Right Thing is not exactly a horror film, so it isn't part of the Double Header. Instead we're going to focus on a film you wouldn't think of associating with Night of the Hunter at first, but I'm sure the comparison will be absolutely clear by the end. With that said, lets get to our second movie, which is a sequel of one of the more popular horror flicks of all time: Poltergeist II.

Poltergeist II

Confused already? Well, don't be. If you haven't seen this sequel, I can't really blame you. It wasn't exactly a well received film, and time has all but forgotten it. Poltergeist is still a relatively popular film by comparison, but this sequel just didn't get any love. To be honest, the story isn't exactly brilliant, and you probably wouldn't like the direction they took with the movie if you really loved the first film. I was a huge fan of the first, and I only picked up the sequels because I got them both for five bucks on one disc. However, after watching the sequel again, I noticed something very familiar in one of the main characters. Would you believe it? This film also features a creepy reverend, and he wears much the same garb as the one in Night of the Hunter. Quite a coincidence, don't you think? Well, watch the clip below and let me know if anything strikes you as particularly similar to the clips you've already seen of Night of the Hunter.

So we've got the creepy old reverend walking along outside the house singing a hymn in an extremely disturbing way, much like the reverend does in that scene of Night of the Hunter. You can't tell me this was just a coincidence. I'm sure the filmmakers knew what they were doing, and the mile long yard is the ultimate proof. What better way to pay homage to Night of the Hunter than to present some very expressionist dimensions by making their front yard appear to be way bigger than it probably should be. Our clue into this fact is the houses in the background, which all appear to have normal sized lawns and nothing out of the ordinary. All of a sudden we have a huge ballpark in front of their particular house? Come on. This is clearly a nod to the style used in Night of the Hunter. With the similarity in dress, manner, and style, even though he isn't singing the same song, the parallels are extremely clear.

I know, I was surprised too. The last thing I expected from a poorly received sequel of a horror classic was a nod to one of the most unique horror/suspense films of the 1950's. This scene is extremely well done, and in watching the film a second time it actually serves to add more depth and integrity to the film. If you didn't like it before, watch it again with these similarities in mind. I never thought I'd be suggesting that anyone should check out the Poltergeist sequels, but combined with the newfound artistic integrity and the uncanny history behind the films, I have to suggest that you check out Poltergeist II. I'm sure if you watch these two movies back-to-back as a double header, you'll have much the same experience I did, and you'll have a hell of a ride checking out how the style of past horror films mixes with the style of more recent films in the genre. With Halloween right around the corner, this is a perfect duo to watch as it will give you a bit of film history and hopefully quite a few chills as well.

Poltergeist II is available on DVD as a double feature with Poltergeist III for a pretty low price. As I said before, it was never very well received, so it's probably going to be pretty cheap to get your hands on. As for Night of the Hunter, there is one DVD version available right now, and a Blu-ray being brought out by Criterion which is slated for release on November 16^th. Sadly, if you want to check it out before Halloween, you might have to buy the previous DVD release or just rent it if you can. I'm sure most of you would rather wait for the deluxe Criterion release, and you can go here and pre-order it right now if you wish. Thanks for checking out my first Double Header. Please let me know if you liked it, or if you want me to do more. I'm going to be doing more Double Headers in the future, but if it is well received I might be convinced to do a few more than what I had originally planned. Stay tuned for future Double Headers, and keep your eyes peeled next week for my Top 10 Favorite Halloween Movies!